By Smaktakula
Rick Santorum has been declared the winner of the Kansas caucuses!
Before You Judge The Kansans Too Harshly, Put Yourselves In Their Shoes. If You Were Forced To Live Out Your Days In An Anachronistic, Wheat-Choked Countertop Of A State With A Holstein Named Beulah As Your Sole Companion, You'd Likely Make Some Nutty Decisions Now And Then.
Did you know that Langston Hughes, Dennis Hopper, Gwendolyn Brooks, Amelia Earhart and Dwight Eisenhower all hailed from Kansas? Not a one of them thought enough of the place to die there.¹
Even Kansas' Most Famous City Isn't Actually IN Kansas.²
²Okay, there is technically a Kansas City, Kansas–but you won’t ever be required to know that. ∞ T.